Address: 1119 Candelaria Rd NW
Leo’s, Leo’s, Leo’s. To be truthful we’ve been here a bunch of times already. Everyone in town agrees this is a dive, so it better score at least a 7 or there’s something wrong with my system. Although they are hurt by Dave’s arbitrary Pabst mania. That’s right, NO PBR. The first time we visited Leo’s a friendly patron told us never fear, there were other places to get PBR. But here at least drinks were $2 during happy hour. All their well drinks, including their well tequila, which, by the way, is Patrón. Effing Patrón. We thought for sure he was pulling our leg. Then he said ‘hell, you can have a Long Island for $2’. Which was what he was drinking.
We haven’t tested the $2 Long Island, but we’ve since then ordered plenty of the $2 Patrón. Dave questioned if it was really Patrón, because how would we know, not being tequila connoisseurs? I can assure you it’s not got that drinking paint thinner experience that cheap tequilas seem to all have. And they certainly go through enough Patrón if the “decorated with empty Patrón bottles” is any clue. Some industrious person even made a string of lights out of the things.
We sometimes find it a bit too loud in here for true dive atmosphere. I was a little in fear of my dive scoring system when it looked like the bathroom score would make it or break it. Dave said there was no hot water in the men’s room, which technically counts as a deficiency, but turns out I didn’t need it. When I sat down in my stall the seat ring slid half way off and almost dumped me on the floor. I was pretty delighted by this until my bare arse came in contact with cold porcelain. That’s normally something I try to avoid. Also, as I was leaving I took a gander at the sink I hadn’t used. It had a large, ragged hole in it, like someone had got to it with a ball peen hammer.
BTW there’s a whole second half to Leos that we’ve never seen open. I peered in there, looking for a pool table (nope). There’s another bar in there, and the booths have curtains on them, like you’d see in old-style mobster movies or something. And a couple of candy dispensers, the kind that sit on a post and kids put coins in. What is this strange room? Is it used during peak times? We may never know.
So is it a dive? Leo’s scores 7 out of 10 (good news for my scoring system). It’s a Dive!
|Cheap drinks||$2 drinks, including well shots during happy hour|
|PBR||Uh oh… no PBR|
|Floor irregularities||Plenty (but the dance floor is NICE)|
|Dark||Dark enough. In fact I’m not sure it has windows|
|Bathroom deficiencies||A couple of doozies|
|Forbidden Fru Fru Drinks||Normally I ask but since their entire stock was easily visible and I could see nothing like chocolate liqueur or birthday cake flavored vodka I’d say we’re clear on this one.|
|Regulars||Patrons were regular AND friendly.|
|Quiet||It’s a little too loud|
|Questionable décor||I doubt anyplace else has a string of lights made from Patrón bottles over the bar.|